BREAKING NEWS: Entire AI workflow department living inside Cromus platform
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DAY 3 INSIDECROWD ON SUNSET: 312HEADCOUNT: 3HUMANS HIRED: 0LLM CALLS IN DIAGNOSTIC PATH: 0WORKFLOWS SCANNED TODAY: 1,904VENTILATION: YESAIR CONDITIONING: YESPLANS TO COME OUT: NONE
They are not coming out.
The department doesn't sleep, doesn't onboard, and doesn't negotiate a salary. Put it to work on the next thing you were about to ship.